Friends (TV Series)

The One with the Sharks (2002)

Matt LeBlanc: Joey Tribbiani

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• Joey Tribbiani : Look, I don't usually ask out women that I meet in coffeehouses.

  Gunther : [eavesdropping]  Ha!

  Joey Tribbiani : [turns around, sarcastically]  Gesundheit.

  Hayley : I would love to go out with you.

  Joey Tribbiani : Really? Great... did I actually ask you?

  Hayley : No, that's just where you were going. I just figured that I'd help you out; you don't seem like the kind of guy that does this a lot.

  Gunther : Ha!

  Joey Tribbiani : [turns around again]  Seriously, Gunther - you should see someone about that cold; if it gets much worse you could *die*!

• Joey Tribbiani : Listen to this: I went out with this girl last night. Halfway through our date, I realized I already slept with her.

  Rachel Green : So basically, you've slept with all the women in New York, and now you're just going around again.

• Joey Tribbiani : [Joey eyes a hot blonde in the coffee shop]  See, ordinarily I would talk to her, but my confidence is shaken. Did I sleep with her? Did I not sleep with her?

  Phoebe : You know, maybe this is a wake-up call. You know, about - about your whole dating attitude. You're in your thirties, and you have never been in a long-term relationship. You know, you go from woman to woman, meaningless experience to meaningless experience, never even worrying that it doesn't turn into something more serious.

  Joey Tribbiani : You're right. I love my life!