Ross is tired of living alone but doesn't want a roommate at his age so he adopts the capucin monkey Marcel. Marcel is cute in everybody's eyes, except cleaning freak Monica who returns little of the monkey's love. With Paolo about to return to Rome, it looks like New Year's Eve will see the friends desperate for someone to kiss at midnight, so Chandler launches a pact for them all not to kiss anyone. However, Rachel learns Paolo can be back early, Monica asks her ex Fun Bobby and Chandler invites his hellish ex Janice. Joey met a single mother shopping, so Ross fears to be the only single left after Phoebe hooks up with scientist David. Written by
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When Max (David's scientist partner) tells Phoebe that they are going to Minsk, he tells her that Minsk is in Russia, when actually it was in Belarus, independent from the Soviet Union since 1991 (three years prior). See more
When Max tells Phoebe that he and David are going to Minsk, he tells her it's in Russia. It is, in fact, the capital of Belarus. See more
Hey, do you guys know what you're doing for New Year's?
[They all hit her with pillows
Gee, what? What is wrong with New Year's?
Nothing for you, you have Paolo. You don't have to face the horrible pressures of this holiday: desperate scramble to find anything with lips just so you can have someone to kiss when the ball drops! Man, I'm talking loud!
Well, for your information, Paolo is gonna be in Rome this New Year, so I'll be just as pathetic as the rest of you
Yeah, you wish!
References Wall Street
Shiny Happy People
Written by Michael Stipe
, Mike Mills
, Peter Buck
and Bill Berry
Performed by R.E.M. See more