[the Friends attend a lesbian wedding]
Joey: All these women, and nothin'.
Chandler: Now you know how I feel. The world is my lesbian wedding.
[hitting on a lesbian at Carol and Susan's wedding]
Chandler: You know what, penis, shmenis we're all people.
Rachel: [about her mother] If she wanted to be more like me, why couldn't she just copy my hairstyle or something?
Monica Geller: Tell me if this is too cute, lesbian wedding: chicken breasts.