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"Friends" The One with the Cop (TV Episode 1999) Poster

(TV Series)

(1999)

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[Ross asked Rachel to bring Joey to help move the couch but brought Chandler instead]

Ross: So, did you bring Joey?

Rachel: Uh, no, but I brought the next best thing.

[Chandler walks in]

Ross: Chandler. You brought Chandler. The next best thing would be Monica.

Chandler: Normally, I would be offended, but Monica is freakishly strong.

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Ross: [while moving a sofa with Rachel and Chandler] Pivot. Pi-vot. PI-VOT.

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Monica: What is going on with you?

Joey: Nothing.

Chandler: Oh, come on! You've been acting strange all day.

Joey: All right... There is something. I... I kind of had a dream. But I don't wanna talk about it.

Chandler: What if Martin Luther King had said that. "I kind of have a dream... I don't wanna talk about it."

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Gary: [to Phoebe] You're the prettiest fake undercover whore I've ever seen.

JoeyChandler: Nice!

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Monica: Joey, you've been acting weird for a couple of days, now. What's wrong?

Joey: Nothing... Well, something. I kinda had a dream, sorta... Ahh, forget it.

Chandler: Come on. What if Martin Luther King said that- "I kinda had a dream, sorta..."?

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Phoebe: I'm in Vice. Yeah, in fact, I'm undercover right now. I'm a whore.

Cop: Who... who else is in vice up there?

Phoebe: Um, do you know, um Sipowicz?

Cop: Sipowicz? No, I don't think so.

Phoebe: Yeah, Sipowicz. Yeah, um, big guy, kind of bald.

Cop: No, I don't know him.

Phoebe: Don't try to call him or anything, 'cause he's not there. He's out. His, um... his partner just died.

Cop: Wow. Well, tell Sipowicz I'm real sorry for his loss.

Phoebe: I sure will. Take care.

Cop: Hey! By the way, I'm sure Sipowicz is gonna be all right. I heard that kid from Silver Spoons is really good.

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