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"Friends" The One with Unagi (TV Episode 2000) Poster

(TV Series)

(2000)

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Phoebe: Now, we can kick anybody's ass!

Rachel: Yeah!

Ross: After one class? I don't think so.

Rachel: What? You want to see me self-defend myself? Go over there and pretend you're a sexual predator! Go on! I dare ya!

Ross: Well, of course you can defend yourself from an attack you know is coming, that's not enough. Look, I studied karate for a long time, and there's a concept you should really be familiar with. It's what the Japanese call unagi.

Rachel: Isn't that a kind of sushi?

Ross: No, it's a concept.

Phoebe: Yeah, it is! It is! It's freshwater eel.

Ross: All right, maybe it means that too.

Rachel: Ooh! I would kill for a salmon skin roll right now.

Ross: Y'know what? Fine! Get attacked! I don't even care!

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[ater Ross has bragged about having "unagi"]

PhoebeRachel: [sneaking up from behind Ross, shouting] Danger!

[Ross screams]

Rachel: Ah, salmon skin roll.

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Phoebe: [after Chandler mentions he and Monica will make anniversary gifts for each other] So what did you make Chandler?

Chandler Bing: Oh, I made a 'flablarghaargh'...

Phoebe: What is that?

Chandler Bing: Nothing!

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Ross: About that last move where the woman tripped you and then pinned you to the floor, what would you do next?

The Instructor: Well, she would try to take her keys and then jam...

Ross: No. No, what would *you* do next?

The Instructor: Who, me? The Attacker?

Ross: Yes, That's right.

The Instructor: Why?

Ross: I tried attacking two women - did not work.

The Instructor: What?

Ross: It's OK. I mean, they're my friends. In fact I was married to one of them.

The Instructor: Let me get this straight. You attacked youe ex-wife?

Ross: Oh, no, no, no. I *TRIED*.

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Joey Tribbiani: I used to get medical experiments done on me all the time!

Chandler Bing: Ah, finally: an explanation.

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[Rachel and Phoebe have Ross pinned to the ground after he tried to scare them back]

Rachel: Say it. Say we are unagi.

Ross: It's not something you are, it's something you have!

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Ross: Chandler. I sensed it was you.

Chandler Bing: What?

Ross: 'Unagi.' I'm always aware.

Chandler Bing: Are you aware that unagi is an eel?

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[Ross has just scared Phoebe and Rachel]

Ross: At what point of those girlish screams would you have begun to KICK MY ASS?

Rachel: Alright, so we weren't PREPARED!

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