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"Friends" The One with Two Parts: Part 2 (TV Episode 1995) Poster

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Rachel: I use my breasts to get other peoples attention.

Monica: WE BOTH DO THAT.

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[filling out a form]

Monica: Are you currently on any medication?

Rachel: Um, oh, wait yes. Blistex.

Monica: Okay, no.

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Chandler: "Garge"?

Ross: Nautical term

Chandler: Cheating man!

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Ross: Uh, Pheebs I don't think "scrunchie" is a word...

Phoebe: Why not? If "crunchie" is a word why isn't "scrunchie"?

Chandler: All right well I'm usin that same argument for "fligament"

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Dr. Michael Mitchell: God Bless the chickpea.

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Monica: [laughing] Oh, my God. I am so spoiled.

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Ross: [runs into hospital holding Marcel] You've got to help me my monkey swallowed a "K"!

Nurse: Get that animal outta here!

Ross: No the animal hospital is on the other side of the city he's choking!

Nurse: Excuse me? This hospital is for people!

Ross: Lady he IS people! He has a name! OK? He watches Jepordy! He... he... touches himself when no one's watching!

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Monica: Hi. I'm going to need a new set of these forms.

Admissions Woman: Why?

Monica: I am really an idiot... you see, I was filling out my friend's form, and instead of putting her information, I put mine.

Admissions Woman: You *are* an idiot!

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Phoebe: I got you a birthday present.

Ursula Buffay: Oh wow! You remembered.

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Ross: I had a dream last night where I was playing football with my kid.

Chandler: That's nice.

Joey Tribbiani: Nice.

Ross: No no, WITH him. I'm on this field and they hike me the baby. I know I've got to do something 'cause the Tampa Bay defense is coming right at me.

Joey Tribbiani: Tampa Bay has got a terrible team.

Ross: Right, but it is just me and the baby, so I'm thinking they can take us and so I... I just heave it downfield.

Chandler: What are you crazy, that's a baby!

Joey Tribbiani: He should take the sack?

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