Ross
:
Hey, you're a doctor of gums. That's the smallest body part you can major in. It's like day one, floss, day two, here's your diploma.
Ross
:
[about Rachel's date Russ]
I don't know what she sees in that goober. It takes him, what, like... like, I don't know, uh, huh, hello, a week, to get out a sentence?