Joey earned too much money to keep hiding it, so Monica suggests investing in real estate, such as Richard's apartment for sale; Chandler accompanies him, and they find a videotape marked Monica... After some coaching from slick ideal daughter in law Rachel, Phoebe has her first dinner with boyfriend Mike's classy parents and some boring acquaintances, but despite a phony British accent she's too much herself not to shock and disgust, yet Mike sticks with her, and more... Ross is the first to get baby daughter Emma to really laugh, but Rachel is shocked to hear he did it by singing a saucy rap about big buttocks; nevertheless, she's more envious... Written by
Did You Know?
Although Tom Selleck's character, Richard, is very important to the plot of this episode, he does not appear. See more
When Chandler is happy the sex tape is just a football game and says he's going to get a beer, a safety mat can be seen to his right, the viewer's left, by the door where Joey will tackle him to the ground moments later. See more
Is it only offensive, novelty rap? Or just rap in general? Because mommy can rap.
[starts bopping her fists
"My name is Mommy and I'm here to say that all the babies are..." Oh, I can't rap.
References Magnum Force
My Name Is Mommy
Performed by Jennifer Aniston See more