[
Jill is wearing a sexy outfit]
Jill Green:
So, what do you think?
Rachel:
I-I don't like it.
Jill Green:
Really?
Rachel:
It's kinda slutty.
Jill Green:
It's yours.
Rachel:
Well, I'm a slut.
Jill Green:
Me too.
[
Knock at the door - it's Rachel's sister, Jill]
Rachel:
Oh my God, Jill.
Jill Green:
Oh my God, Rachel.
Chandler:
Oh my God, introduce us.
Jill Green:
I was so upset when Daddy told me I had to get a job that I went shopping to calm down.
Ross:
Uh, Jill; I thought your father took all of his credit cards from you.
Jill Green:
Please; I've had those numbers memorized since I was fourteen.
Rachel:
Honey what are you doing here?
Phoebe:
[
to Ross] Which sister is this, the spoiled one or the one that bit her?
Jill Green:
Daddy cut me off.
Phoebe:
[
to Ross] Never mind I got it.
Jill Green:
And you know what I said to him? I said, I'm gonna hire a lawyer and I'm gonna sue you and take all your money and then cut *you* off.
Rachel:
Wow. What did he say?
Jill Green:
He said he wouldn't pay for my lawyer.
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