Friends (TV Series)

The One with Rachel's Other Sister (2002)

David Schwimmer: Dr. Ross Geller

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Quotes 

• Rachel Green : Emma, this is your first Thanksgiving! What are you thankful for? Mommy's boobies?

  Ross : A lot of people are thankful for those.

• Amy : You know what would be great? If you guys died!

  Ross : Thank you, Amy!

• Ross : Hey, dude, are you okay? Sorry about before.

  Chandler Bing : No, that's okay. You're totally right. I don't know anything about disciplining a child. But it did hurt my feelings, and I want you to know that if I die you don't get Joey.

• [In Ross's apartment] 

  Amy : Could I take this call upstairs?

  Ross : Sure... but we don't live there.

  Amy : [to Rachel]  I thought he was a doctor.

  Rachel : He has a Phd.

  Amy : Ewww...

• Monica : Everyone, we're using our fancy china, and it's very expensive, so please be careful.

  Ross : [mimicks losing the plate, waving it in the air]  Whoa, whoa...!

  [he laughs, then almost loses it, catching it in the nick of time] 

  Monica : Okay, just to be clear, comedy with the plates will not be well-received.

• Chandler : So, if Monica's not around, I'm not good enough to raise Emma?

  Ross : [looks down]  No, that... that is not what we're saying.

  Joey : Yeah, he's lying. He looked down.

  Chandler : Well, what is wrong with me? Am I... Am I incompetent? Because I managed to survive whatever it is that killed the three of you!

• Amy : Ok, how about this? If you guys die, and the crazy plate lady dies then do I get the baby?

  Chandler Bing : No, if crazy plate lady... if Monica dies then I would get Emma, right?

  Rachel : Well, actually...

  Chandler Bing : Actually, what?

  Ross : It's just that in that case then Emma would go to my parents.

  Chandler Bing : What?

  Amy : [to Chandler]  Hurts, doesn't it?

  Joey : Who has to die for me to get her?

• Amy : [fighting with Rachel while an uncomfortable Ross looks on]  You know what I cannot believe? That my so-called sister gets a 30% discount from Ralph Lauren - and I still have to pay *retail*?

  Rachel : [laughing]  It's 45!

  Amy : You bitch. You just think you're so perfect, with your new baby and your small apartment.

  [Ross slams a towel on the kitchen table] 

  Amy : Well, let me tell you something: your baby isn't even that cute!

  Ross : Too far, Amy. Too far.

• Rachel : I would like to invite Amy to Thanksgiving.

  Ross : You know, I think that's a great idea. It'll be like the Pilgrims bringing the Indians syphilis.

• Chandler Bing : So, if Monica's not around I'm not good enough to raise Emma?

  Ross : No, that is not what we are saying

  [looks down] 

  Ross : .

  Joey : Yeah, he's lying. He looked down.

  Chandler Bing : Well, what is wrong with me? Am I incompetent? Because I managed to survive whatever it is that killed the three of you.

• Rachel : You didn't even come and visit me when I was in the hospital having the baby.

  Amy : Oh yeah, well you didn't come to see me in the hospital when I was getting my lips done.

  Rachel : I did the first time! And you want to know why I'm not giving Emily to you?

  Ross : Emma

  Rachel : Who's side are you on?