Friends (TV Series)
The One with Rachel's Other Sister (2002)
Jennifer Aniston: Rachel Green
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Quotes
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Rachel Green : Emma, this is your first Thanksgiving! What are you thankful for? Mommy's boobies?
Ross : A lot of people are thankful for those.
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Rachel Green : [Emma cries] She needs changing.
Chandler Bing : Oh no no, I'll get her. I am super competent, totally responsible, and fourth in line to raise Emma. I'll be right there, Emma, just let me get my trusty diaper bag.
Chandler Bing : [accidentally knocks over a chair, spilling the box with the good china, smashing them to pieces] Well, what do you know? I guess I'll be the one that dies first.
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Amy : Ok, how about this? If you guys die, and the crazy plate lady dies then do I get the baby?
Chandler Bing : No, if crazy plate lady... if Monica dies then I would get Emma, right?
Rachel : Well, actually...
Chandler Bing : Actually, what?
Ross : It's just that in that case then Emma would go to my parents.
Chandler Bing : What?
Amy : [to Chandler] Hurts, doesn't it?
Joey : Who has to die for me to get her?
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Amy : [fighting with Rachel while an uncomfortable Ross looks on] You know what I cannot believe? That my so-called sister gets a 30% discount from Ralph Lauren - and I still have to pay *retail*?
Rachel : [laughing] It's 45!
Amy : You bitch. You just think you're so perfect, with your new baby and your small apartment.
[Ross slams a towel on the kitchen table]
Amy : Well, let me tell you something: your baby isn't even that cute!
Ross : Too far, Amy. Too far.
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Rachel : You didn't even come and visit me when I was in the hospital having the baby.
Amy : Oh yeah, well you didn't come to see me in the hospital when I was getting my lips done.
Rachel : I did the first time! And you want to know why I'm not giving Emily to you?
Ross : Emma
Rachel : Who's side are you on?