Friends (TV Series)
The One with Rachel's Crush (1998)
Lisa Kudrow: Phoebe Buffay
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Quotes
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Rachel Green : [Wondering how to ask a client out on a date] I don't even know how I would go about it.
Joey Tribbiani : Oh oh oh, what I do is uh, I look a woman up and down and I say, "Hey, how you doin..."
Rachel Green : [Annoyed] Oh, please.
Joey Tribbiani : [to Phoebe] Hey! How you doin...
Phoebe : [Phoebe pauses a moment then looks away, giggling and flattered] Just fine.
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Phoebe : Mon, do you still have like your old blouses and dresses from high school?
Monica Geller : Yeah, I think I have some around here somewhere. Why?
Phoebe : Well it's just maternity clothes are so expensive.
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Phoebe : How was Kathy's play?
Dr. Ross Geller : Well, Kathy gets half-naked and simulates sex with a real good looking guy.
Chandler Bing : It's like somebody literally wrote down my worst nightmare and charged me $32 to see it.
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Monica Geller : Are you out of a job?
Rachel Green : No, they stuck me in Personal Shopping, which is just a huge step down.
Phoebe : Personal Shopping, what is that? Like where you walk around with snooty rich people and tell them what to buy?.. That sounds great!