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"Friends" The One with Princess Consuela (TV Episode 2004) Poster

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Phoebe: Rita is a massage client.

Mike Hanigan: Oh, why don't you introduce me?

Phoebe: Rita, this is my husband.

Mike Hanigan: Why don't you tell her my name?

Phoebe: Ok, I will. This is... this is my husband, Crap Bag.

Rita - Massage Client: Crap Bag.

Mike Hanigan: If you need an easy way to remember it just think of a bag of crap.

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[Phoebe changes her name after marrying Mike]

Monica: Hello, Miss Buffay.

Phoebe: Oh, that's not my name any more.

Monica: Oh, you changed it? Congratulations, Mrs. Hannigan.

Phoebe: No, that's not my name either.

Monica: What did you change your name to?

Phoebe: Princess Consuela Bananahammock.

Chandler: That's what we were gonna name the baby.

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Phoebe: Yeah, I changed my name. Meet Princess Consuela Bananahammock!

Mike Hanigan: What...? Well, I guess I'm gonna change my name.

Phoebe: Oh yeah? To what?

Mike Hanigan: Uh... Crap Bag.

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