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"Friends" The One with Monica and Chandler's Wedding: Part 1 (TV Episode 2001) Poster

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Charles Bing: Aren't you a little too *old* to be wearing a dress like that?

Nora Tyler Bing: Don't you have a little too much *penis* to wear a dress like that?

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Ross: I'm gonna say this as Monica's brother. Not as your friend.

Chandler: So now you're not my friend?

Ross: Not now.

Chandler: All right.

Ross: So i couldn't be happier cause you're marrying Monica. But if someday you ever hurt her, I will hunt you down and kick your ass.

Chandler: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Ross: What, what? I'm just warning you. I'll hunt you down and kick your ass.

Chandler: Ok. So now you're my friend again?

Ross: Yes.

Chandler: You wouldn't believe what Monica's brother just told me...

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Nora Tyler Bing: As I recall, I saw the groom in the wedding dress.

Charles Bing: But that was after the wedding. It's not bad luck then.

Nora Tyler Bing: Honey, it's not good luck.

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[Rachel approaches a woman, who she thinks is Chandler's dad]

Rachel: Hi, I'm Rachel. And you are?

Woman: Amanda.

Rachel: Oh... I get it. A-man-duh.

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Richard Crosby: I found the picture.

Joey: Picture? What picture?

Richard Crosby: Could you lower your script? I need to see your face so I can play off your reaction.

Joey: OK, I know you're a great actor and you play all those Shakespeare guys and stuff... But you're spittin' all over me, man!

Richard Crosby: Well of course I have.

Joey: You know you've been spitting on me?

Richard Crosby: That's what real actors do! Enunciation is the mark of a good actor, and when you enunciate, you SPIT!

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Rachel Green: OK, promise not to freak out. We can't find Chandler.

[Phoebe walks in. Gives a thumbs up]

Rachel Green: er's vest. We can't find Chandler's vest?

Monica Geller: Oh, my God! Are you serious.

Phoebe Buffay: Don't worry. We found the vest. Although, we're going to have to keep an eye on it before it runs away again.

Monica Geller: [laughing] OK. Don't scare me like that. For a second I was like "Oh, my God! The worst has happened".

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Rachel Green: Maybe it means "Tell Monica I'm sorry I drank that kast of the milk" or maybe "Tell Monica I'm sorry I used your tweezers to pluck my nose hair"

[Ross and Phoebe stare at Rachel]

Rachel Green: He does. I've seen him.

Phoebe Buffay: Maybe he's writing to tell her he changed his name. Like "Tell Monica I'm Sorry".

Ross: I think it means he freaked out.

Phoebe Buffay: Don't be so negative. Isn't it possible that Sorry's in there right now.

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Monica Geller: Chandler, this is my cousin Maureen.

Chandler: We're the Bings!

Rachel Green: [to Monica and Chandler] Hi! Aww, you guys look so beautiful!

Chandler: Mr. and Mrs. Bing!

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[Joey is starring in a World War I epic]

Ross: Why are you wearing sunglasses?

Joey: Well, I figure if I wore them the guy wouldn't spit in my eyes so much when he talks.

Ross: Yeah, and if I remember correctly, "Rayban" was the official sponsor of World War I.

Joey: Really? Great.

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Charles Bing: Hello, Nora.

Nora Bing: Hello, Charles.

Charles Bing: Well, it's nice to see all of you. Although we are seeing a bit too much of some. Aren't you a little old to be wearing a dress like that?

Nora Bing: Don't you have a little too much penis to be wearing a dress like that!

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Ross: Chandler's missing.

[Ross and Rachel are in Monic'a doorway. Phoebe comes up]

Phoebe Buffay: What's going on?

[reading the note]

Phoebe Buffay: "Tell Monica I'm sorry"

[Phoebe looks up at Ross, then back at the note, then back to Ross]

Phoebe Buffay: Tell her yourself.

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Nora Tyler Bing: Chandler!

Chandler: Mom. Thanks for wearing... something.

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Monica Geller: Mrs. Bing? These are my parents Judy and Jack Geller.

Judy Geller: It's lovely to meet you.

Jack Geller: So, are you his mother or his father?

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Monica: Rachel, you have to find Chandler's dad.

Rachel: Okay, what does he look like?

Monica: He's the man in the black dress. Hurry.

Rachel: Okay...

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Chandler: Here's something I hope I never have to say again. My dad called, and he asked me if he can borrow one of your pearl necklaces.

Monica: Oh, I don't have anything like that. I'll go see if Rachel has one.

Chandler: Yes, include more people in this.

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