[Joey gets caught using Charlton Heston's dressing room shower]
Charlton Heston: Put some pants on, kid, so I can kick your butt.
Emily: Ross. Come look. There's a deer just outside eating fruit from the orchard.
Ross: [on the phone] I gotta go. There's a deer just outside eating fruit from the orchard.
Monica: He had to go. There was a deer just outside, eating fruit from the orchard.
Joey Tribbiani: [talking about Chandler being depressed after breaking up with Kathy] DOn't worry. He's still in his sweats. That's phase one! Don't worry... I'll be back for phase 2.
Monica: What's phase 2?
Joey Tribbiani: Getting drunk and going to the strip club!