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"Friends" The One with Joey's Bag (TV Episode 1999) Poster

(TV Series)

(1999)

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[no-one knows about Monica and Chandler yet]

Monica: Chandler loves my massages.

Chandler: No, actually, he doesn't.

Monica: The minute we start to lie to each other...

[pause, everyone looks at Monica]

Monica: And, by *we*, I mean society.

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[Talking about Joey's top hat]

Joey: Like you can find something as sophisticated as this.

Chandler: [Puts basket on his head] Done.

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Phoebe: [On the phone] Ursula, I have the most amazing news, I found our dad... Phoebe, your sister. And I've found our dad! John Glenn? John Glenn is not our dad. No, I'm not gonna join you in a lawsuit against him. It doesn't matter that he wasn't there when we were growing up, he's not our father! What do you mean that's for a jury to decide?

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Phoebe: She's dead.

Frank Buffay: Are you sure?

Phoebe: Well, if she isn't, cremating her was a big mistake.

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