[no-one knows about Monica and Chandler yet]
Monica: Chandler loves my massages.
Chandler: No, actually, he doesn't.
Monica: The minute we start to lie to each other...
[pause, everyone looks at Monica]
Monica: And, by *we*, I mean society.
[Talking about Joey's top hat]
Joey: Like you can find something as sophisticated as this.
Chandler: [Puts basket on his head] Done.
Phoebe: [On the phone] Ursula, I have the most amazing news, I found our dad... Phoebe, your sister. And I've found our dad! John Glenn? John Glenn is not our dad. No, I'm not gonna join you in a lawsuit against him. It doesn't matter that he wasn't there when we were growing up, he's not our father! What do you mean that's for a jury to decide?