Friends (TV Series)

The One with Chandler in a Box (1997)

Courteney Cox: Monica Geller

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Quotes 

• Monica : [in response to digs about inviting Richard's son for Thanksgiving]  Fine but

  [pointing at Ross] 

  Monica : married a lesbian,

  [pointing at Rachel] 

  Monica : left a guy standing at the altar,

  [pointing at Phoebe] 

  Monica : married a gay ice dancer,

  [pointing at Joey] 

  Monica : threw a girl's wooden leg in a fire,

  [pointing at Chandler in the box] 

  Monica : lives in a box.

• Rachel Greene : It's sick.

  Monica : Why is it sick?

  Rachel Greene : Because he's Richard's son, Monica. It's like inviting a greek tragedy over for dinner.

• Monica : Oh, my God. How cute is the new eye doctor?

  Rachel : So cute I'm thinking about jamming this pen in my eye.

• Chandler Bing : Monica got ice in her eye and it hurts.

  Phoebe Buffay : Open it up, let me see.

  Monica : Ow! I can't, it really kills.

  Chandler Bing : Maybe you should put some ice on it.

  Phoebe Buffay : Ooh, it looks bad.

  Rachel Greene : Hey, maybe we should take you to a doctor.

  Monica : No, my eye doctor is Richard. I can't go to him when I don't have a boyfriend.