[Ross, Joey and Chandler talk about how Ross is pushing Rachel to Mark]
Chandler: She starts thinking, 'Maybe this is the guy for me because he understands me.'
Joey: And before you know it. she's with him and you'll be all, 'Oh man!' And he'll be all, 'Yes!' And us, we'll be like, 'Oh, dude!' And pretty soon you'll be like, 'Hi.' And, and, 'Well I can't go. Rachel and Mark might be there.' And we'll be like, 'Man get over it, it's been four years!'
Chandler: He paints quite a picture, doesn't he?
Singing man 1: Is there a Julio here?
Julio: I am Julio.
All: [the singing quartet arrive and sing on behalf of Monica] Bom bom bom bom...
Singing man 1: Mister Pretentious... You think there's no one finer/ Well your poems are unpublished/ And you work in a diner/
All: You're no God's gift to women/That's all in your head/You are just a butt munch!
Singing man 2: No one likes a butt munch!
All: And you're also bad in bed!