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"Friends" The One Where Chandler Can't Cry (TV Episode 2000) Poster

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Joey: You didn't cry when Bambi's mom died?

Chandler: Yes, it was so sad when the guy stopped drawing the deer.

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Joey: [Joey thinks Phoebe has been acting in porno videos] A guy in the coffee shop told me he was a fan of Phoebe's. I thought he was talking about her singing, but he claims she is a porn star. So, I went to the adult video store and picked this up.

Ross: [taking the video] Let me see that. 'Buffay, the Vampire Layer' starring Phoebe Buffay. All right, let's check it out!

Joey: Guys, Phoebe is our friend. I refuse to watch this.

[goes over and sits at the table with his back to the TV]

Ross: Wow! I didn't know Pheebs had that particular talent.

Rachel: Wait a minute; Phoebe doesn't have a tattoo on her ankle! My God, that's Ursula!

Joey: [jumping up from the table] Ursula! Alright! Run it back! Run it back!

Ross: Boy, Phoebe is going to be pissed. Why is Ursula using Phoebe's name?

Phoebe: [coming in the apartment] Hi everybody, what are you ...

[screams and points at the TV]

Phoebe: Ahhhhhhh! What am I doing?

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Joey: What you saw a three-legged puppy?

Chandler: I'd be sad, sure, but I wouldn't cry.

Joey: Okay, well, what if the puppy said "Help me, Chandler. All the other puppies pick on me."

Chandler: Cry? I just found a talking puppy! *I'm rich!*

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Phoebe: You're trying to remember where you know me from? All right, I'll give you a hint... FROM PORN. Yeah, your pervert boyfriend watched me in a porno movie.

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Jill Green: [to Ross] And you, I throw myself at you and you still say no? How gay are *you*?

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Phoebe: [watching E.T] You know what's sadder than this? Bambi. I cried for 3 days to that. No, 2. Cause on the third day my mother killed herself, so I was partly crying for that.

Chandler: See now that I can understand crying over, but Bambi is a cartoon.

Joey: You didn't cry when Bambi's mom died?

Chandler: Yes it was very sad, when the guy stopped drawing the deer.

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Ursula Buffay: [Ursula stars in a porno film] At last, I've found you, Nosfera-tool!

The Vampire: Phoebe, are you going plunge that stake into my dark places?

Ursula Buffay: Actually, I was hoping it might be the other way around!

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Jill Green: You can't tell me what to do!

Rachel Green: I'm not. I'm telling you what not to do!

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Jill Green: You made me doubt my smartness.

[gasps]

Jill Green: You made me doubt my fashion sense!

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Ross Geller: Rachel said you're just using me to get back at her...

Jill Green: So?

[starts making out with him]

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