The friends can't spy on Ross and Jill's date because of he shut his drapes. Ross tells Rachel he just showed Jill fossil slides. Rachel makes him promise never to date her sister again but when Jill finds out she has a big row with Rachel and rushes straight to Ross clearly planning something more this time. Joey, Monica and Phoebe are worried Chandler can't cry about sad stories or even sad childhood memories and call him dead inside. Phoebe is apparently outed as a porn star to Joey at Central Perk by her 'biggest fan' and by Gunther who also knows about her sordid screen career. The friends rent a video of one of Phoebe's films, only Joey won't watch it until Rachel notices it's actually Phoebe's sister Ursula. Ross tells Rachel he stopped Jill kissing him not to ruin any chance of a relationship with Rachel which finally makes Chandler cry. Written by
Did You Know?
When Joey says he punished Chandler for 10 years after he kissed his sister, Chandler says "that was like 5 years ago". Chandler kissed Joey's sister in season 3 the episode "The One Where Chandler Can't Remember Which Sister" which would've been only 3 years ago. See more
In "TOW Old Yeller Dies" (2.20), Phoebe talks about how when her mother was still alive, she would turn off the TV during sad endings of movies, and then tell Phoebe some alternate happy ending. In that episode, "Bambi" was one of the examples which she mentioned which had a happy ending to it. In this episode, however, part of the gang (including Phoebe) is watching "ET" and they're crying and talking about how sad it is. Then, Phoebe mentions that "Bambi was sadder because she was crying "for three days after that movie [Bambi]. No, wait, two 'cause on the third day, my mother killed herself..." See more
What you saw a three-legged puppy?
I'd be sad, sure, but I wouldn't cry.
Okay, well, what if the puppy said "Help me, Chandler. All the other puppies pick on me."
Cry? I just found a talking puppy! *I'm rich!*
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