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"Friends" The One the Morning After (TV Episode 1997) Poster

(TV Series)

(1997)

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Ross Geller: She was...

Joey Tribbiani: Awful!

Chandler Bing: Not good! Not good!

Joey Tribbiani: Nothing compared to you.

Ross Geller: Different.

Joey Tribbiani: No!

Chandler Bing: Uh oh.

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Monica Geller: We were just waxing our legs.

Chandler Bing: *Off*?

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Ross: I didn't think there was a relationship to jeopardize. I thought we were broken up.

Rachel Green: We were on a break.

Ross: That, for all I knew, could last forever. That, to me, is a breakup.

Rachel Green: You think you're gonna get out of this on a technicality?

Ross: I'm not trying to "get out" of anything, okay? I thought our relationship was dead.

Rachel Green: Well, you sure had a hell of a time at the wake.

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Phoebe Buffay: Why are you mopping your ceiling?

Monica Geller: There's banana on it.

Phoebe Buffay: Oh, I have the spirit of an old indian woman on mine.

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Joey Tribbiani: I'm all about the honesty stuff, yeah. But not the stuff that's gonna get you into trouble.

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Isaac: We're the same, you and me.

Ross Geller: No, we're not.

Isaac: Yes, we are.

Ross Geller: No... we're not.

Isaac: Yes, we are.

Ross Geller: [Angrily] No. We're not.

Isaac: [Defensively] Okay, okay. We're not... But we are.

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Phoebe Buffay: I knew something was wrong. My fingernails didn't grow at all yesterday.

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Ross Geller: What are you thinking?

Rachel Green: I'm thinking... I'm going to order a pizza.

Ross Geller: Order a pizza, like... I forgive you?

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Ross Geller: [Rachel is ordering a pizza] No anchovies.

Rachel Green: Extra anchovies.

Ross Geller: That's okay, I'll just pick them off.

Rachel Green: And can you chop some up and like, mix them into the sauce?

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Ross Geller: This can't be it.

Rachel Green: ...then how come it is?

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Phoebe Buffay: That doesn't sound "painless"

Monica Geller: No, it was pain *full*

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Ross: Gunther! Please tell me you didn't tell Rachel about me and the girl from the copy center.

Gunther: I'm sorry. Was I not supposed to?

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