Ross Geller: [fighting with Rachel, while everyone else is eavesdropping in Monica's Room] She was...
Joey Tribbiani: Awful!
Chandler Bing: Not good! Not good!
Joey Tribbiani: Nothing compared to you.
Ross Geller: Different.
Joey Tribbiani: No!
Chandler Bing: Uh oh.
Isaac: We're the same, you and me.
Ross Geller: No, we're not.
Isaac: Yes, we are.
Ross Geller: No... we're not.
Isaac: Yes, we are.
Ross Geller: [angrily] No. We're not.
Isaac: [defensively] Okay, okay. We're not...
Ross Geller: Right.
Isaac: But we are.
Ross Geller: Fine. I just need to know that you're *not* gonna tell your sister.
Isaac: I can promise not to tell her *again.*
Ross: I didn't think there was a relationship to jeopardize. I thought we were broken up.
Rachel Green: We were on a break.
Ross: That, for all I knew, could last forever. That, to me, is a breakup.
Rachel Green: You think you're gonna get out of this on a technicality?
Ross: I'm not trying to "get out" of anything, okay? I thought our relationship was dead.
Rachel Green: Well, you sure had a hell of a time at the wake.
Joey Tribbiani: I'm all about the honesty stuff, yeah. But not the stuff that's gonna get you into trouble.
Ross Geller: [Rachel is ordering a pizza] No anchovies.
Rachel Green: Extra anchovies.
Ross Geller: That's okay, I'll just pick them off.
Rachel Green: And can you chop some up and like, mix them into the sauce?
Phoebe Buffay: Why are you mopping your ceiling?
Monica Geller: There's banana on it.
Phoebe Buffay: Oh, I have the spirit of an old indian woman on mine.
Phoebe Buffay: I knew something was wrong. My fingernails didn't grow at all yesterday.
Ross Geller: What are you thinking?
Rachel Green: I'm thinking... I'm going to order a pizza.
Ross Geller: Order a pizza, like... I forgive you?
Ross: Gunther! Gunther. Gunther, please tell me you didn't say anything to Rachel about me and the girl from the copy place.
Gunther: I'm sorry. Was I not supposed to?
Joey Tribbiani: You think I need a new walk?
Chandler Bing: What?
Joey Tribbiani: Well you know, I've been walking the same way since high school. You know how some guys walk into a room and everybody takes notice? I think I need a take-notice walk.
Chandler Bing: Are you actually saying these words?
Ross Geller: All I can think about is what is she going to do, what is she going to say when I tell her what I did.
Chandler Bing: Before we answer that, I think we should address the more important issue: how dumb are you?