Friends (TV Series)

The One in Vegas: Part 1 (1999)

Jennifer Aniston: Rachel Green

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Quotes 

• [Ross and Rachel are both drunk] 

  Joey : Hey.

  Ross : Hey! It's Joey, I love Joey!

  [Hugs Joey] 

  Rachel : Oh, I love Joey! Joey lives with a duck.

  Joey : Hi.

  [Hugs Rachel] 

  Joey : Alright look, I need some help, okay?Someone has to convince my hand twin to cooperate!

  Ross : I'll do it. Whatever you need me to do, I'm your man.

  Ross : [Sits down on nothing and falls to the ground] 

  Ross : Whoa, whoa, whoa. Are you okay?

  Joey : Yeah. Fine. Thanks. Hey Rach, how do you doin'?

  Rachel : I'm doin' good baby. How you doin'?

  Joey : Ross, don't let her drink anymore!

• [In Vegas, Ross and Rachel are drunk in their hotel room] 

  Rachel : [Picking up the phone]  Hello? Vegas? Yes, we would like some more alcohol, and you know, we would like some more beers too... hello? Oh wait... I forgot to dial.

  [There is a knock at the door] 

  Ross : That must be our alcohol and beers.

• Rachel : [throws off her light blue robe and gasps at herself, completely naked]  Oh! Look what happened...

  [looking about, thinking to herself] 

  Rachel : Check me *out*. I'm in my kitchen... *naked*.

  [shrugs, picks up an orange] 

  Rachel : I'm pickin' up an orange... and I'm *naked*.

  [puts the orange down, heads over to the couch with a smile] 

  Rachel : I'm lighting the candle... *naked*. And carefully.

• Rachel : You know, it will be nice, actually, to have the apartment to myself for a night.

  Phoebe : Well, yes, so you could walk around naked.

  Rachel : No, so that I can be by myself, you know, a little alone time.

  Phoebe : Mm, naked alone time.

  Rachel : No, Phoebe, just because I'm alone doesn't mean I wanna walk around naked.

  [chuckles] 

  Rachel : I mean, you live alone and you don't walk around naked.

  Phoebe : Uh-uh! Why do you think it takes me so long to answer the door?

• Rachel : [on the plane]  Okay, uh, Ross, I'm a little warm, so I'm gonna be taking off my sweater... Just letting you know this is *not* an invitation to the physical act of love.

  Ross : Yeah... that's hilarious.

  Rachel : I'm sorry. I'm done. I'm done.

  Ross : You know... last night was embarrassing for you too.

  Rachel : No. Not really. I mean... you've seen me naked hundreds of times.

  Ross : Uh-huh, but it was a first for the rest of my building.

  Rachel : Okay. All right. That's true. But, you know, I just don't *embarrass* that easily.

  Ross : But you *totally* get embarrassed.

  Rachel : No, I *don't*, Ross! I... I think I'm just a more secure person than you are.

  Ross : Is that so?

  Rachel : Yeah.

  Ross : [for all in the airplane to hear]  Hey, lady! I don't care how much you want it, okay? I am not gonna have sex with you in the bathroom!

  [causing dismayed Rachel to sink way down in her seat]