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"Friends" The One in Barbados: Part 2 (TV Episode 2003) Poster

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Mike Hannigan: [to Phoebe] Phoebe, I love you. I mean... I missed you so much these past few months, and I thought we were apart for a good reason, but then... I suddenly realized that... there was no reason good enough to keep me from spending the rest of my life with you.

David: [interrupts] Kind of a step from the toes of what I was gonna say.

Mike Hannigan: [to David] Sorry David, but she really has to know this.

David: [to Mike] Alright, but after this, I want to see you outside...

[Glances out the window]

David: If the rain stops...

Mike Hannigan: [to Phoebe] You're the most incredible woman I've ever met. How could I lose you? Now... I don't actually have a ring.

David: [interrupts] Uh... I have a ring.

Chandler Bing: [reminds David about his 1/70th of a carat diamond ring] I wouldn't brag too much about that thing big guy.

Mike Hannigan: [to Phoebe] Phoebe, will you marry me?

Phoebe Buffay: ...No

David: [ridicules Mike] Um... Ha Ha

Phoebe Buffay: [to Mike] I love you. I never needed a proposal from you. I just needed to know that we were heading somewhere... that we had a future...

Mike Hannigan: [to Phoebe] We can have any future you want.

David: [after a brief moment of silence; interrupts] 'Kay well I'm uh... I'm gonna take off

Mike Hannigan: [to David] David, I'm so sorry, I'm sorry!

David: Just so I know, uh, if I had asked first...

Phoebe Buffay: I... would have said yes, but that would have been wrong.

David: Please, you don't have to explain... I mean... perhaps I hadn't gone to Minsk, things would have worked out for us. And I wouldn't have ruined my career, or lost that toe to frostbite. It was a good trip!

[walks away]

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David: [to Phoebe] Um, Phoebe, um... I have uh... something I wanna to say...

Monica Geller-Bing: [Eavesdropping over at the next table; To Chandler] Oh my God, he's gonna do it now. Please, I cannot watch this. Lets go.

Chandler Bing: [to Monica] I think we have some time. Have you ever heard him talk? "Uh... Phoebe, um... I would be honored if uh..." Spit it out, David!

David: [to Phoebe] Um... Phoebe, um...

[Chandler smacks himself in the face out of pity]

David: You're an amazing woman, and the time we spent apart was... unbearable. Of course the sanitation strikes in Minsk didn't help.

Phoebe Buffay: [Nods in agreement] Sure, okay, yeah.

David: But um... well now that we're together again, I don't ever want to be apart, so to that end...

[pulls out a ring from his pocket]

Phoebe Buffay: [Seeing Mike walk into the restaurant] Oh my God, Mike!

David: It's David, actually.

Phoebe Buffay: No, Mike's here.

David: [Turns around] Oh, hey Mike!

Mike Hannigan: Hey, David, Chandler, Monic - whoa

[upon seeing the unpleasantness of Monica's hair]

Monica Geller-Bing: [Cries in anger] It's the humidity!

Mike Hannigan: [to Phoebe] Hi, Phoebe.

Phoebe Buffay: [to Mike] What... are you doing here?

Mike Hannigan: I have a question I need to ask you.

David: [to Mike] I have a question that I was going to ask her myself.

Mike Hannigan: [to David] Yea, I understand, but before you do, she really needs to hear this.

David: [Sarcastically] Okay! Would you care for my seat as well?

Mike Hannigan: Actually yeah, that'd be great.

David: Well that's fair you've had a long trip.

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Monica: Everyone is leaving the here with someone else but us!

Chandler: That's not true, I came here with Monica and I'm leaving with Weird Al.

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Ross: [Ross's speech in Barbados, Rachel is laughing ] ... is thought to be separate species from homo erectus

Joey: Homo?

Rachel: [Still laughing ] Erectus.

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Charlie Wheeler: I broke up with Joey. I mean he was fun, but every time I was with him, I found myself thinking about you. Oh, my God, it's like I'm your groupie!

Ross: [chuckling nervously] Wow, my own groupie. I just better not catch you naked in my hotel room. Oops, I just took it too far, didn't I?

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Monica Geller-Bing: [everyone is up the wall hearing Joey and Rachel making out] Oh my God! I love how these walls work!

[Ross, Charlie, Joey, and Rachel hears Monica but doesn't know it's her]

Monica Geller-Bing: [with a piece of hair in her mouth] Thanks.

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Monica Geller-Bing: [the sun has just come out] You go down to the pool and reserve the chairs

Rachel: Ok

Monica Geller-Bing: and I'll get the magazines and the lotion.

Chandler Bing: Uh ladies, Ross's speech is in 45 minutes.

Rachel: Noooooo!

Monica Geller-Bing: Dammit!

Ross: [from the next room] Walls are pretty thin, guys.

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Monica Geller-Bing: Honey, they have ping pong. Let's play.

Chandler Bing: I don't think so.

Monica Geller-Bing: Why not?

Chandler Bing: Because you know how competitive you get and while I say it's cute, others disagree, and I'm lying.

Monica Geller-Bing: I'm not always that bad.

Chandler Bing: Oh yeah, what happened when we played last time?

Monica Geller-Bing: ...I punched you.

Chandler Bing: and...

Monica Geller-Bing: Phoebe

Phoebe Buffay: and...

Monica Geller-Bing: ...clunked your heads together.

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Chandler Bing: [Chandler just won at ping pong] I never sucked. I just didn't want you to know how good I was.

Monica: Why?

Chandler Bing: I don't know.

Monica: This is so great! Now we can enter into doubles tournaments.

Chandler Bing: That's why.

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Charlie Wheeler: There was another reason I realized it was time to end it with Joey. I um... I kind of realized I was starting to have feelings for someone else.

Ross: Can I... can I ask who?

Charlie Wheeler: I think you know.

Ross: I think I know too, but I've been really wrong about this stuff in the past.

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