Dr. Ross Geller: I figured after work I go pick up a bottle of wine, go over there and try to woo her.
Chandler Bing: Hey, you know what you should do? You should take her back to the 1890's when that phrase was last used.
Joey Tribbiani: You're a monkey lost in the city. Where would you go?
Chandler Bing: Well, he's new in town, so he would first go to the touristy places. Okay, I'll go to Cats, you go to the Russian Tea Room.
Monica Geller: [showing the guys her high school photos] This is me in Sound of Music. See the Von Trapp children?
Phoebe Buffay: No.
Monica Geller: That's because I'm in front of them.
Chandler Bing: I thought that was an Alp.
Phoebe: Oh my god, oh my god!
Monica: What, what?
Phoebe: Something just brushed up against my left leg.
Phoebe: Oh nevermind it was just my right leg.
Rachel: [reading her hometown's country club newsletter's Engagements section] Oh, my god... oh, my god, it's Barry and Mindy!
Monica Geller: Barry who you almost...?
Rachel: Barry who I almost.
Monica Geller: And Mindy your maid of...?
Rachel: Mindy my maid of.