First Ross takes Chandler's natural joking with pizza delivery girl Caitlin for 'flirting behind Monica's back', and actually tells her, just now they celebrate their 10 month anniversary, which starts a discussion whether flirting by men is innocent, not by females. Then Ross decides to demonstrate his flirtatious talent, which the others know to be abysmal, even conquering Rachel took him nine years. Meanwhile Joey brings over Nonnie, his Italian grandmother who doesn't speak any English but was his only relative who always believed in his career, to watch a Law and Order episode Joey has a speaking part in. Once he realizes his scene was actually cut out, everyone tries to fool her and thus spare them heartbreak. Phoebe can't return Monica's earrings, a gift from Chandler she wants to wear that evening, because Rachel borrowed and lost them, as usual. Ross's flirting lessons turn out to be of the 'how not to do it' variety but Rachel takes pity on him... Written by
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While the group is watching Law and Order, there are several close-ups on the TV where you can clearly see the living room reflected. In these reflections, the room is empty: the couch is visible but there are no people on it. See more
Hey, where's the chicken?
Oh, he's in the back. The duck pissed him off. Said that "eggs came first".
References Crimes and Misdemeanors
Written by David Bowie
Performed by Matthew Perry See more