Friends (TV Series)
The One Where Rachel Finds Out (1995)
Lisa Kudrow: Phoebe Buffay
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Quotes
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Chandler : [Rachel is opening presents on her birthday]
[pointing out a gift]
Chandler : OK, this one right here is from me.
Rachel : [picks it up] OK... ah, it's light...
[shakes it]
Rachel : ... it rattles... it's...
[opens it]
Rachel : Travel Scrabble! Oooohhh, thank you!
[she gives it back to him]
Rachel : [Chandler looks dejected. Rachel picks up another gift] This one's from Joey... feels like a book. Thinks it's a book... feels like a book. And...
[opens it]
Rachel : ... it's a book!
Phoebe : Oh, it's Dr. Seuss!
Joey : [to Rachel] That book got me through some tough times.
Melanie : There is a little child inside this man!
Chandler : Yes, the doctors say if they remove it, he'll die.
Rachel : [Rachel picks up the next gift] Who's this from?
Chandler : Oh, that's Ross's.
Rachel : Oh...
[opens it]
Rachel : ...
[sees it is a pin]
Rachel : Oh my God. He remembered.
Phoebe : Remembered what?
Rachel : It was like months ago. We were walking by this antique store, and I saw this pin in the window, and I told him it was just like one my grandmother had when I was a little girl. Oh! I can't believe he remembered!
Chandler : Well, sure, but can you play it on a plane?
[pats his Travel Scrabble game]
Phoebe : Oh, it's so pretty. This must have cost him a fortune.
Monica , Rachel : I can't believe he did this.
Chandler : Come on, Ross? Remember back in college, when he fell in love with Carol and bought her that ridiculously expensive crystal duck?
Rachel : [Everyone looks at him. He realizes he just spilled the beans about Ross's crush on Rachel] What did you just say?
Chandler : [panicked] ahem... um... Crystal duck.
Rachel : No, no, no... the, um, the... 'love' part?
Chandler : [stuttering incoherently] F-hah... flennin...
Rachel : Oh... my God.
Chandler : [rubbing his temples] Oh, no no no no no...
Joey : [pats Chandler on the leg] That's good, just keep rubbing your head. That'll turn back time.
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Phoebe : [Ross enters room carrying luggage] How long did you think this barbecue was going to last ?
Ross : I'm going to China.
Phoebe : Geez, you say one thing, and uh...
Monica : You're going to China ?
Ross : Yeh, uh, for the museum. Someone found a bone. We want the bone, but they don't want to let us have the bone, so I'm going over there to try and persuade them, to give us the... it's a whole big bone thing.
