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"Friends" The One Where Old Yeller Dies (TV Episode 1996) Poster

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Monica: Hey. Where is he, where's Richard? Did you ditch him?

Joey: Yeah right after we stole his lunch money and gave him a wedgie. What's the matter with you, he's parking the car.

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Rachel Green: I do not think what our children's names are gonna be!

Dr. Ross Geller: ...Ross looks at her...

Rachel Green: You know what our children's names are gonna be!

Dr. Ross Geller: No, no, I mean you know, I read a book and there was a girl named Emily, and I thought, I thought it might be good.

Rachel Green: What was the book?

Dr. Ross Geller: ...The big book of children's name.

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Dr. Ross Geller: I don't believe this. I miss, I miss the first time of everything. I missed, what, the first time he rolled over, the first time he crawled. What else did I miss? Has he spoken yet, is he driving, does he have a favorite liqueur?

Carol Willick: Actually, he is getting closer on the talking thing. He can't quite say mama yet, but once he said Yeman.

Dr. Ross Geller: Ooh, I, I'm so sick of missing stuff. Ya know, I want him for more than, than a day, I want him for a whole weekend. No listen , I mean, I feel like...

Carol WillickSusan Bunch: Great. That would be fine.

Dr. Ross Geller: Really? I had a whole speech prepared.

Susan Bunch: [sarcastically] Oh, shoot, that would've been fun.

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Joey: You know, one of these times, you're gonna really be naked and we're not gonna come over!

Monica: Ooh, that'd teach me a lesson.

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Phoebe Buffay: Hey. Whatcha guys doin'?

Dr. Richard Burke: Monica's making us watch Old Yeller.

Phoebe Buffay: Why are you guys so upset? It's Old Yeller, it's a happy movie.

Rachel Green: What?

Dr. Ross Geller: What're you talking about?

Phoebe Buffay: C'mon, happy family gets a dog, frontier fun.

Dr. Ross Geller: Yeah, but Pheebs, what about the end?

Phoebe Buffay: What when Yeller saves the family from the wolf and everyone's happy?

Rachel Green: That's not the end.

Phoebe Buffay: Yu-huh. That's when my mother would shut off the TV and say 'The end'.

Monica Geller: What about the part where he has rabies?

Phoebe Buffay: He doesn't have rabies, he has babies. That's what my mom said.

Dr. Richard Burke: Uh, Phoebe, I don't think your mom would want you to see what's about to happen.

Phoebe Buffay: What, what's about to happen?

[starts watching]

Phoebe Buffay: I've never seen this part before. Hey, Travis, whatcha doin' with that gun? Oh no, no, no Travis, put down the gun. No, no, no, no he-he's your buddy. He's your Yeller! No, no, no! The end, THE END!

[hears the gunshot from the TV]

Phoebe Buffay: Okay, what kind of sick doggy snuff film is this?

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