Friends (TV Series)

The One Hundredth (1998)

Giovanni Ribisi: Frank Buffay Jr.

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Quotes 

• Frank Buffay Jr. : Hey, y'know, Alice is gonna be here so soon, you couldn't just like do me a favor and like, like hold them in?

  Phoebe : Sorry Frank, I'm kinda in the middle of the last favor you asked me to do.

• Frank Buffay Jr. : What's with him?

  Phoebe : Umm, sympathy pains. I thought it was really sweet at first, but now I think he's just trying to steal my thunder.

• [Frank was supposed to name one of his sons after Chandler] 

  Frank Buffay Jr. : Chandler is a girl. Chandler is a girl.

  Chandler : Hold on, kindergarten flashback.

  Frank Buffay Jr. : No, there was a mistake. It turns out that we missed it on the x-rays, the baby was a girl after all. Chandler is a girl. Chandler is a girl. Chandler is a girl.

  Chandler : Oh, please keep screaming that.

• [Phoebe is in labor] 

  Frank Buffay Jr. : Hey. I came as soon as I heard.

  Phoebe : Hey. Where's Alice?

  Frank Buffay Jr. : Oh, she's in Delaware. But, don't worry, she told me all about the lamazda training.

  Chandler : Yes, that would be if you get the babies out by the end of the month, you get 2% financing.