The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air (TV Series)

You'd Better Shop Around (1994)

James Avery: Philip Banks

Quotes 

• [last lines] 

  Philip Banks : We're all glad you finally came to your senses. You have plenty of time to figure out what you wanna do with your life. And being a car salesman didn't exactly bring out your most endearing qualities.

  Will Smith : Uncle Phil, I was getting paid, man.

  Philip Banks : Will, what you do for a living should provide you with a sense of pride and personal fulfillment. It should tap into that part of you that has something valuable to give to the world. Shouldn't be just about money.

  Will Smith : You really believe that, Uncle Phil?

  Philip Banks : Yes, son, I do.

  Will Smith : Then how do you explain being a lawyer?

  Philip Banks : I'm going to get another piece of sponge.

• [outtake] 

  Philip Banks : We're all glad you finally came to your senses. You have plenty of time to figure out what you wanna do with your life. And being a car salesman didn't exactly promote your *****

  Will Smith : [shocked]  It didn't promote? Excuse me? It's people from the Lord! There's people of the Lord in the audience!

  Philip Banks : Well, it ain't like they ain't never used that word.

  Will Smith : We sorry! See, see, James Avery, see, he's a heathen! He's just a heathen!

  Philip Banks : Amen!

  Will Smith : He's a blasphemer!

• Philip Banks : How in the world did she get the college to readmit you?

  Will Smith : She threatened to enroll herself.