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"The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air" Will Is from Mars... (TV Episode 1995) Poster

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Dr. Whitehorn: Tonight, why don't we begin with a simple exercise? I'd like each one of you to say three things you like about your partner. Okay? George, why don't you start?

[silence]

George Jefferson: Well?

George Jefferson: Well what?

Louise Jefferson: The man said to name three things you like about me.

George Jefferson: Fine! Your mother's died, your mother's dead, and your mother ain't living no more!

[Will breaks out laughing, then stops when he sees Lisa glaring at him]

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[observing the fight with their partners]

Louise Jefferson: That is so juvenile!

Lisa Wilkes: I know, and I have never seen anything so STUPID!

Louise Jefferson: You calling my husband stupid? Honey, the only thing stupid here is your big-eared boyfriend, he looks like a car coming down the road with both doors open!

Lisa Wilkes: Okay, WEEZY, it's on now!

Louise Jefferson: All right, sister, bring it on!

[start their own fight]

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Philip Banks: Hi kids.

Lisa Wilkes: Hi Mr. Banks. Would you like to join us for dinner?

Philip Banks: As lovely as that stinks, uh smells, I'll pass.

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Dr. Whitehorn: Hello, Louise, George.

George Jefferson: Hello, Whitie.

Dr. Whitehorn: No, it's Dr. Whitehorn.

George Jefferson: Yeah, yeah, Horny, where do you want me to sit?

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Louise Jefferson: [as she's hitting George] THIS is for my momma! And THIS is for calling me Weezy, when you KNOW I'm sensitive about my asthma!

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George Jefferson: [about Will and Lisa] And I thought I had it bad!

Louise Jefferson: And it's about to get WORSE!

[pinches George]

George Jefferson: OW!

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Philip Banks: Pinch me Geoffrey.

Geoffrey: Non what you are paying me Sir. But, for thirty-five thousand, I'll slap you silly.

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[first words]

George Jefferson: Get the lead out, Weezy!

Louise Jefferson: I'm walking as fast as I can, George!

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William 'Will' Smith: [about Louise] Man, she always been like that?

George Jefferson: Nah, she used to be mean!

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George Jefferson: [about his marriage to Louise] We tied the knot forty years ago, and I been swinging from it ever since!

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[Will gets into a fight with George Jefferson]

Dr. Whitehorn: Stop it, stop it right now! Stop, or I'll charge you double!

[the fight goes on anyway]

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[trying in vain to stop the fights]

Dr. Whitehorn: You're missing the whole point here! Stop it, stop it right now! You're supposed to verbalize, not beat each other up! We might as well be taking karate!

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Will: It's woman like her why God made darkness.

George Jefferson: [laughs] Hey? Are you insulting my wife?

Will: Wait... hold up, cul-de-sac... I think you need to chill. I'm twice your size, and half your age, so you need to just back off.

George Jefferson: Your mama!

Will: [Will drops his cookies from his hands] I know you ain't talking about my mama!

George Jefferson: Okay, then let's talk about your daddy. Your daddy was so fat... that when he went to school he sat next to *everybody*! And still... he still not as fat as your fat mama!

[walks away]

Will: [Will runs to him and hits him with a bat]

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