Jazz: [commenting on the replacing of Janet Hubert-Whitten with Daphne Reid as Vivian] Mrs. Banks, ever since you had that baby, there's something different about you.
Philip Banks: [to Will as he walks into the room] Excuse me! Is this what you've been telling my boy? That life is one big orgy?
[backs Carlton and Will in a corner]
Philip Banks: Well, college is hard work, son! And after that, a family, which is even more hard work, and a teenage daughter who doesn't want to be seen in public with you, and a wife, a wife, who won't let anywhere near her, and a butler, a butler who may be the father of your child! And a gardener, a gard...
Carlton Banks: Dad!
Vivian Banks: I love the way your beard feels.
Philip Banks: I'm surprised you remember.
Vivian Banks: It hasn't been that long since we made love, hasn't it?
Geoffrey: Five months this Tuesday.
[Aunt Viv and Uncle Phil stare at him, and he shrugs]
Geoffrey: Thin walls.
Carlton Banks: [about his date] I'm not bringing her anywhere near you.
William 'Will' Smith: I'm your cousin.
Carlton Banks: The cousin that stole every woman I ever had.
William 'Will' Smith: Oh, please. I stole one girl.
Carlton Banks: My point exactly.
Philip Banks: [to Carlton] I don't want you to move out.
Carlton Banks: Sorry, Dad, I have to go.
Philip Banks: No, you don't.
Carlton Banks: Will says I do. He said it's time for me to leave the nest, become independent, and have sex with girls. Safe sex, mind you, but lots of it.
Philip Banks: Hilary, I think there's something you need to ask yourself.
Hilary Banks: Oh, I already did. I'm registering at Tiffany's.
Philip Banks: No, no. Do you love Trevor?
Hilary Banks: Love? What's love got to do with it? I'm having a wedding!
Phillip Banks: Carlton, you don't have to do anything.
Carlton: Will says I do. He says it's time for me to leave the nest and start having sex with girls. Safe sex, mind you, but lots of it!