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"The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air" Where There's a Will, There's a Way: Part 1 (TV Episode 1993) Poster

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Jazz: [commenting on the replacing of Janet Hubert-Whitten with Daphne Reid as Vivian] Mrs. Banks, ever since you had that baby, there's something different about you.

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Philip Banks: [to Will as he walks into the room] Excuse me! Is this what you've been telling my boy? That life is one big orgy?

[backs Carlton and Will in a corner]

Philip Banks: Well, college is hard work, son! And after that, a family, which is even more hard work, and a teenage daughter who doesn't want to be seen in public with you, and a wife, a wife, who won't let anywhere near her, and a butler, a butler who may be the father of your child! And a gardener, a gard...

Carlton Banks: Dad!

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Vivian Banks: I love the way your beard feels.

Philip Banks: I'm surprised you remember.

Vivian Banks: It hasn't been that long since we made love, hasn't it?

Geoffrey: Five months this Tuesday.

[Aunt Viv and Uncle Phil stare at him, and he shrugs]

Geoffrey: Thin walls.

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Carlton Banks: [about his date] I'm not bringing her anywhere near you.

William 'Will' Smith: I'm your cousin.

Carlton Banks: The cousin that stole every woman I ever had.

William 'Will' Smith: Oh, please. I stole one girl.

Carlton Banks: My point exactly.

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Philip Banks: [to Carlton] I don't want you to move out.

Carlton Banks: Sorry, Dad, I have to go.

Philip Banks: No, you don't.

Carlton Banks: Will says I do. He said it's time for me to leave the nest, become independent, and have sex with girls. Safe sex, mind you, but lots of it.

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Philip Banks: Hilary, I think there's something you need to ask yourself.

Hilary Banks: Oh, I already did. I'm registering at Tiffany's.

Philip Banks: No, no. Do you love Trevor?

Hilary Banks: Love? What's love got to do with it? I'm having a wedding!

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Phillip Banks: Carlton, you don't have to do anything.

Carlton: Will says I do. He says it's time for me to leave the nest and start having sex with girls. Safe sex, mind you, but lots of it!

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Carlton Banks: [Whispering to Will who has been out getting their stolen stuff back] This is Jacqueline

William 'Will' Smith: [Also whispering] This is the TV

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