Carlton Banks: [to Will] There's a curse on me. All the good tuxes have been rented and when I put my shoes down, a Labrador came and took off with them. What else could go wrong?
William 'Will' Smith: What about that big 'ol zit on your nose?
Carlton Banks: Aahhh!
William 'Will' Smith: [to Dee Dee] Would you ever wear white after Labor Day?
Dee Dee: If it's clean and I can button it, I'll wear anything.
William 'Will' Smith: [to Kellogg] Hey, Cornflake. Remind me on Monday to talk about they' guys' mamas.
William 'Will' Smith: [to Tyriq] Bring me a large pepperoni pizza and two large Cokes.
Tyriq: That covers your date. How about you?
Dee Dee: Excuse me while I go to the, um... the... um. Oh, hell, I'm going to the bathroom.