Kellogg 'Cornflake' Lieberbaum: Hooo, Will! Name's Kellogg.
Will: Listen Cornflake...
Will: 'Ho' is not a word you want to be yelling around. I think the word you're looking for is 'Yo.'
Dr. B. Langford Oates: [looking at all white people but Carlton] What do you different about these students?
Will: Is that a trick question?
Will: No, Carlton, if I had your friends, and if I woke up one day and found that I had a little horse on a polo shirt, I'd jump off the Empire State Building and hope to catch my eyelid on nail!
Carlton Banks: With quips like that, It's no wonder you're the toast of the town!