- Phillip Banks: Will, how many times do I have to tell you that this is our living room? How would you like it if I went up into your room and suddenly started throwing chalk around?
- Will: I'd be devastated.
- Phillip Banks: ...Out!
- William 'Will' Smith: [to Carlton] Let's get something straight, Carlton. I've been out here for two months. I'm getting yelled at home, shouted at school, grounded, and threatened with expulsion on an almost daily basis. And now, when I finally find something I'm down with it, you can't take it. Well, I'm not about to sell myself short just so you can look good. So just grow up.
- Carlton Banks: [to Philip] You started coming to my games only after Will joined the team.
- Philip Banks: I wanted to support Will.
- Carlton Banks: But you wouldn't come when it was just me.
- Philip Banks: Carlton, I'd like to come to everything you do. I always come to your tennis matches, to your glee club concerts, to your debate matches. Frankly, keeping up with your extracurricular activities is a 24-hour a day job.
- William 'Will' Smith: [to Carlton] You should be the happiest guy in the world.
- Carlton Banks: Yeah, why?
- William 'Will' Smith: Because you got out of that locker room alive. Coach Smilie was upset. You're lucky it was just a starter's pistol.