Daniel Desario: [about Ken dating Amy, who used to be a hermaphrodite] Does that mean you're gay?
Ken Miller: I don't know... does it?
Daniel Desario: [silence] I was joking.
Ken Miller: Oh...
Sam Weir: It's Cindy. She's kind of boring. It's weird hanging out with her friends. And, I mean, all she wants to do is make out and stuff.
Neal Schweiber: I'd kill to be that bored.
Harold Weir: Everyone's a Democrat until they get a little money. Then they come to their senses!
Bill Haverchuck: Mouse Trap! I win!
Neal Schweiber: Congratulations, Bill. Maybe you can get the school to start a team.
Sam Weir: Hey Harris, what kind of presents do you get Judith?
Harris Trinsky: Judith has very particular tastes. About the only thing she ever wants is scented oils and plenty of time with her man.