Freaks and Geeks (TV Series)

The Diary (2000)

Joe Flaherty: Harold Weir

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• Harold Weir : Well, everybody's got parents, Jean, even hookers. Remember that TV movie we saw?

• Harold Weir : Lindsay, do you know what happens when you put a rotten banana in a fruit bowl? All the other bananas go rotten. And that's what Kim Kelly is: a bad banana.

• Jean Weir : [serving dinner]  Okay. I've got something special for us tonight. Ta-da!

  Harold Weir : What the hell?

  Jean Weir : Uh, Harold, they're Cornish Game Hen with a plum wine sauce. They're fantastic.

  Harold Weir : What'd you do, put poison in a bird feeder?

• Harold Weir : [holding up his thumb]  This! The thumb! You think I don't know what that means? I know, Lindsay! It means, "Hey, stranger! Please lock me in your car, drive me to God knows where and murder me!"

• Jean Weir : I had a diary when I was little. If my parents had read it, I would've been furious. Such a violation.

  Harold Weir : Spooning with a stranger in the backseat of a van, that's a violation!

• Harold Weir : [looking through Lindsay's drawer for her diary]  These stamps... I heard the kids put LSD on the back of them.