Nick Andopolis: Hey, I believe in god, man. I've seen him, I've felt his power! He plays drums for Led Zeppelin and his name is John Bonham, baby!
Nick Andopolis: Look, these teachers...these teachers want us to work, you know? And I say fine...I'll work. But you gotta let me do the kind of work that I wanna do. And for me, Lindsay, it's my- it's my drum kit, man. This my passion, you know? This is- this is the essence of who I am now. But before I had this, I was lost too. You see what I'm saying? You need to find...your reason for- for living, man. You've got to find, your big, just gigantic drum kit, you know?
Neal Schweiber: The dance is tomorrow. She's a cheerleader, you've seen Star Wars 27 times. You do the math.
Sam Weir: My dad always tells me that the prettiest girls don't get asked out because guys are too afraid to ask them
Bill Haverchuck: Really? Maybe I should ask out Farrah Fawcett-Majors
Neal Schweiber: Hey, maybe I should ask out Bill's mom
Bill Haverchuck: You'd better not!
Alan White: [taunting Sam Weir] I've never fought a *girl* before.
Lindsay Weir: [from behind him] I'm a girl. You wanna fight me?