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"Freaks and Geeks" Beers and Weirs (TV Episode 1999) Poster

(TV Series)

(1999)

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Neal Schweiber: I'm Jewish. That's no cakewalk either. Last year, I was elected school treasurer. I didn't even run!

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Sam Weir: What am I gonna say to Cindy?

Bill Haverchuck: Don't say anything. Be dominant. It's all, all about dominance. I saw this monkey show on PBS, if you talk to her first, it's a sign of weakness and she will not pick you to be her mate.

Sam Weir: Are you drunk?

Bill Haverchuck: I think so, yes I am.

Sam Weir: Aw, man, go into my room, lock the door, and don't drink any more.

Bill Haverchuck: [after Sam leaves] That's very dominant.

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Daniel Desario: Wow. That designated driver's pretty hot. I'd like to get her drunk.

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Harold Weir: Elvis didn't expectorate on his fans!

Sam Weir: Yeah, but he died on the toilet!

Harold Weir: The toilet? That's like heaven compared to where the Sex Pistols are going!

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Sam Weir: A keg of beer, please.

Greasy Liquor Store Clerk: Don't see that happening.

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Sam Weir: What's non-alcoholic beer?

Bill Haverchuck: It's just like beer but it doesn't have that ingredient that makes you drunk.

Neal Schweiber: Alcohol?

Bill Haverchuck: Yeah.

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Jeff Rosso: Maybe if you don't drink, you will be cool.

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Neal Schweiber: Friday night, always a good night for some Sabbath.

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Harold Weir: I guess you'd prefer we listened to some of that punk rock I've been reading about. You know those Sex Pistols? They spit on their audience.

Jean Weir: That's terrible.

Harold Weir: Yeah, that's what I want to do, spend my hard earned money to be spit on. Now that's entertainment.

Lindsay Weir: Dad, every generation is scared of the music that comes from the next. I'm sure your parents hated Elvis.

Harold Weir: Elvis didn't expectorate on his fans.

Sam Weir: No, but he died on the toilet.

Harold Weir: Well, that's paradise compared to where those Sex Pistols are gonna end up.

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Bill Haverchuck: Hey, if Neal marries your sister, he'll be your brother-in-law. And if you have kids, Neal would be their Uncle Neal. And I bet Lindsay's kids will look like Neal.

Sam Weir: Bill, shut up.

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Daniel Desario: That designated driver's pretty hot. I'd like to get her drunk.

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Sam Weir: What's non-alcoholic beer?

Bill Haverchuck: It's just like beer, it just doesn't have that ingredient that makes you drunk.

Neal Schweiber: ...Alcohol?

Bill Haverchuck: Yeah.

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Neal Schweiber: Friday night, always a good night for some Sabbath.

[Lindsay looks at him]

Neal Schweiber: ...'cause, you know, Friday? is the the Sabbath... for the Jews.

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Kevin Handleman: Beer here!

Millie Kentner: No thanks. I prefer to get high on life.

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Neal Schweiber: Bill, Dallas sucks.

Bill Haverchuck: ...You suck. Dallas rules.

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