Freakazoid! (TV Series)

Virtual Freak (1996)

Paul Rugg: Freakazoid

Quotes 

• The Lobe : Freakazoid, why is taking us so long to fall?

  Freakazoid : 'Cause it's funny!

  The Lobe : No it's not! It's just stupid! It's as dumb as that "Handman" episode!

• Freakazoid : KICK ME WITH A LEAD BOOT!

• Freakazoid : Don't let me fall into nothingness! I won't be happy there!

• Steph : Maybe we should catch a movie.

  Cosgrove : Good idea. I want to see "Babeheart."

  Freakazoid : What's that?

  Cosgrove : It's about a cute little pig that slaughters the English.

  Soldier : [Movie starts]  I say. Look at that little pig over there.

  Babeheart : La, La, La! You dumbheads better get out of Scotland!

  Soldier : And if we don't?

  [Carnage ensues on screen] 

  Steph : This sure is a gory movie.

  Cosgrove : Yeah, but that's one mighty cute pig.

  Freakazoid : I think he deserves some kind of cute pig award!