Freakazoid! (TV Series)
The Wrath of Guitierrez (1996)
Ricardo Montalban: Armondo Guitierrez
Quotes
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Armondo Guitierrez : I don't want to wait a few more weeks! I must have access to the internet NOW! Today!
Warden Riba : It's just that, prisoners aren't supposed to have phones!
Armondo Guitierrez : If I don't get a phone line lickity split, I shall squeeze you. And I shall keep on squeezing you until all your man juices run dry!
Warden Riba : ...Ew.
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Freakazoid : Hey, you've been doing sit-ups!
Armondo Guitierrez : I took the liberty of improving up on the flaw that created us both. I am not more powerful then you can possibly imagine!
Freakazoid : Yes but can you dance?
[Guitierrez perfroms some fast and impressive dance steps]
Armondo Guitierrez : Yes!
Freakazoid : Wow...
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Freakazoid : You weenie!
Armondo Guitierrez : A weenie? YOU are the weenie! And now I will have my revenge! It is because of you that I spent six long months locked away in a prison cell! Six months caged like an animal in a cage!
Freakazoid : Kay... settle.
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Armondo Guitierrez : I will enjoy watching you perish, Freakazoid! Ha ha ha ha ha! Laugh with me, laugh with me!
[laughs]
Freakazoid : He's such a weenie.
Armondo Guitierrez : I am not a weenie! You are the weenie!
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Freakazoid : Good for me!
Armondo Guitierrez : Yes, good for you, Freakazoid. I must say I'm surprised. Well done.
Freakazoid : Can I go now?
Armondo Guitierrez : Oh no, my friend. We have had our fun, but now it is time for you to be eliminated.
Freakazoid : But you said...
Armondo Guitierrez : I said if you found the key you would not be "deleted". I made no other promises.
Freakazoid : You ween...
Armondo Guitierrez : Don't say the weenie word! No, no no!
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Armondo Guitierrez : Freakazoid, help me! Would you let your father fall?
Freakazoid : My father? You're my father?
Armondo Guitierrez : Oh, yes, I am your father.
Freakazoid : Well, who...? Who was my mother?
Armondo Guitierrez : Uh, uh... Faye Dunaway.
Freakazoid : No, she's not!
Armondo Guitierrez : Uh... Kaye Ballard?
Freakazoid : Kaye? Nah.
Armondo Guitierrez : Would you believe Sandy Duncan?
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Guitierrez : I am stronger than you, faster than you, and better than you.
Freakazoid : Yes, but can you dance?
Guitierrez : [does a short step dance] Yes.
Freakazoid : [hushed whisper] Wow.