Cobra Queen: So, you and Freakazoid going to get married?
Steff: No. We're kinda just dating right now.
Cobra Queen: If you don't mind my asking, why are you with him? He's so stupid.
Steff: He only acts that way for TV. When the camera's off, he's really kinda... normal.
Cobra Queen: I didn't have many dates when I was your age.
Steff: Oh, I don't believe that. You're beautiful.
Cobra Queen: It's true. I had... "skin" problems.
Steff: Pimples, huh?
Cobra Queen: No. Shedding.
The Lobe: When they make me into an Orangu-man, I hope they don't put me in a tutu. I'd hate that.
Dr. Mystico: I'll build a private army of super-apes and take over Cleveland!
Cosgrove: Don't you mean the world?
Dr. Mystico: I meant the world, yes. What did I say? Cleveland? Oh, I *always* do that!
Freakazoid: Stop! What are we doing? I'm a superhero. Cave Guy, Longhorn, you've got the strength of 20 men. Lobe, you're as evil as they get. Leonard, you know every movie ever made. Are we gonna let a few apes scare us? I say we fight!