Frasier (TV Series)
Three Blind Dates (2002)
John Mahoney: Martin Crane
Quotes
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Dr. Niles Crane : Yes, even though he's expressed no dissatisfaction with his love life whatsoever, these two have decided to make it their mission to find him a mate.
Martin Crane : It's not a bad idea. It's been a long time since Frasier was excited about someone. I kind of miss that spring in his step, you know. The nervous energy he gets where every first date might be "the one." The electricity of that 30-point self-inspection before he rolls out of the showroom.
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Martin Crane : Now, there's this gal in the building where I work...
Dr. Frasier Crane : [interrupting] Dad, Dad. You're not proposing another blind date?
Martin Crane : Now, she's a beautiful young lawyer, and she couldn't be nicer.
Dr. Frasier Crane : I am *not* interested.
Martin Crane : Now, don't say that. You've got to see her!
Dr. Frasier Crane : Dad...
Martin Crane : Frasier, listen to me.
[suggestively]
Martin Crane : You've *got* to see her!
Dr. Frasier Crane : [giving in] A young lawyer, you say?
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Martin Crane : What's going on out here?
Dr. Frasier Crane : I let Roz set me up on a blind date with one of her friends.
Martin Crane : Oh, big waste of time, huh?
Dr. Frasier Crane : Well, there's pie.
Martin Crane : Home made?
Dr. Frasier Crane : Yup.
Martin Crane : Cherry?
Dr. Frasier Crane : Key Lime.
Martin Crane : I can live with that.
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Dr. Frasier Crane : I wish I'd never let Roz set me up on that date.
Martin Crane : Well, you can't hit the ball unless you take a swing.