Frasier (TV Series)

The Zoo Story (1998)

Harriet Sansom Harris: Bebe Glazer

Quotes 

• [Bebe enters the men's room on Café Nervosa] 

  Bebe : Frasier, we have to talk.

  Frasier : Are you aware that you are in the men's room?

  Bebe : Oh, please, if I paid attention to signs with little pictures on them - I would never get a parking space.

• Bebe : I'm sure you remember my number.

  Frasier : Still 666?

• [the station has hired a tough negotiator, "The Hammer" to renegotiate everyone's contract. Gil's salary has been slashed, but Bebe comes in with Roz, cheering] 

  Gil Chesterson : How on earth did you get all that?

  Bebe : Oh, we go way back, the Hammer and I. I know where the bodies are buried.

  [pause] 

  Bebe : Usually, that's just a metaphor...

• Bebe : I've been to hell and back so often I've got frequent flyer miles!

• Bebe : You wanna see a carcass, chum?

  [grabs Frasier and faces him toward mirror] 

  Bebe : Look in the mirror. Look what you've let that man do to you. Your face is riddled with bird bites, your name's a punchline, and your career is five minutes from over, and he's only been your agent for three days! Send him in against the Hammer and you'll be doing fog reports from a lighthouse in Puget Sound!

• Frasier : [about to sign with Bebe]  Once you've worked out this thing with the Hammer, maybe you can see what you can do about defusing this bird situation.

  Ben : Oh, you don't have to worry about the crane anymore. The poor thing choked to death this morning. They have no idea who would feed a bird a jawbreaker. Bye, now.

  Frasier : [Frasier turns slowly to Bebe, hopefully and fearfully at once]  Bebe, is there any chance it wasn't you?

  Bebe : Oh, darling...

  [looks around, trying to come up with an answer he'll be satisfied with] 

  Bebe : There's always a chance.

  Frasier : [ponders]  I can live with that.