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"Frasier" The Unkindest Cut of All (TV Episode 1994) Poster

(TV Series)

(1994)

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Frasier: Where are the Thomasons? Why is that dog still here?

Daphne: I'm sorry, Dr. Crane, but they struck me as unfit guardians.

Frasier: Oh for God's sake, he works at the zoo! She's a nurse, Billy's an altar boy and Kathy is a Campfire Girl!

Daphne: They had a dark aura.

Frasier: They had a ten-acre farm! If they'd taken me, I'd have gone with them!

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Frasier: Niles, you have liver behind your ears.

Dr. Niles Crane: I imagine I must have picked up a cracker and inadvertently scratched behind my ear...

Frasier: You're saying you had a wad of cold meat behind your ears and you didn't feel it?

Dr. Niles Crane: That's the story I'm sticking with, yes.

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Martin Crane: We used to think there had been some mix-up at the hospital. Of course when Niles came along that shot that theory all to hell.

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Frasier: You know Dad, I've just developed a very interesting theory about you...

Martin Crane: [sarcastic] If I begged you, would you share it with me?

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Frasier: Slowly, over the years, your responsibilities have been taken away from you, and you, well, you feel symbolically castrated.

Martin Crane: Oh, why does everything with you shrinks start in the crotch?

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Daphne: [with the box of puppies] I think I've found the perfect name for this one!

Frasier: Stop! Dogs only need names if you're going to call them to you, which we're not!

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Daphne: [with the box of puppies] Oh, couldn't you just eat them up!

Frasier: For God sakes, don't love them! They'll think they're staying!

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Daphne: Oh, couldn't we just keep them for a while?

Frasier: [with the box of puppies] No, no we don't want them taking after their father. It may be too late already...

[to the puppies]

Frasier: Oh for God's sake, stop staring at me!

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Frasier: Mrs. Greenway, there's no way Eddie could be the father - he's been neutered.

Mrs. Greenway: Well then, how do you explain these!

[hands Frasier a box of puppies]

Frasier: Oh my God! They're miniature Eddies!

Daphne: Oh, aren't they adorable!

Mrs. Greenway: I'm glad you think so, because they're yours!

Frasier: [to Eddie] Bad dog! Look what you've done!

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