[during Frasier's 2,000th show]
Frasier: Roz, what do we have next?
Roz: It's time for another blooper.
Frasier: Oh, well, I believe we're up to number four, as voted by you, the listeners. Here's what happened when a certain producer didn't realize her microphone was on, during the show...
Roz: [on tape] Now what the-
Roz: Is this? You call this a-
Roz: Paycheck? How the-
Roz: Am I supposed to live on this-?!
Roz: I'm gonna have a little word with that-
Roz: -damn station manager, walking around here like he owns the mother-
Roz: -ing place!
Kenny: [who's entered] Can't believe that wasn't voted number one.
Frasier: That's it. I'm quirky. I'm delightfully quirky.
Dr. Niles Crane: Do you realize that your delightful quirk has brought your life to a standstill?
Frasier: Niles, I've just finished my two thousandth show. I'm exhausted, physically and emotionally. I believe that I am entitled to an entire weekend of doing nothing, don't you?
Dr. Niles Crane: Do you know you have your pajamas on backwards?
Frasier: Another delightful quirk of mine.
Dr. Niles Crane: Not from where I'm sitting.