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"Frasier" The Show Where Sam Shows Up (TV Episode 1995) Poster

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[correcting a continuity error from Cheers]

Martin: [about Frasier] Hey, Sam, what'd he tell you about me, the father, the old cop?

Sam Malone: Well, uh, he told me you were dead.

Martin: [surprised] Dead?

Frasier: Well, we had an argument one day. He called me a stuffed shirt and hung up on me. I was mad.

Sam Malone: [to Martin] You were a cop?

[to Frasier]

Sam Malone: You told me he was a research scientist.

[Martin reacts]

Frasier: [to Martin] You were dead! What did it matter?

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Sam Malone: This is strange. I gotta tell you, I didn't know he had a brother.

Niles: Frasier, I don't mind telling you I'm a little offended that all the time you spent swapping bon mots with the beer nut set you never once mentioned you had a brother?

Sam Malone: Well, you know, the truth is, I bet he said something, it's just that when Frasier gets going you kind of have to tune him out.

Niles: That's a good slogan for his radio show- "Dr. Frasier Crane, when he gets going, you have to tune him out."

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[after meeting Sam's fiancee, Sheila]

Frasier: Oh my God... I slept with that woman three months ago.

[Niles and Roz gape at him]

Roz Doyle: *You* slept with *her*?

Frasier: Yes!

Niles: On what desert island with no hope of rescue was this?

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Frasier: What the hell you do mean, you were about to get married?

Sam Malone: All right, all right. Uh, well, I met this girl six months ago, and we were supposed to get married. And yesterday, I was standing in this church facing this minister, and I hear him say, "Will you take this woman to be your wife?" and I said, "Who, me?" Well, the next thing you know, I'm running down the aisle and I didn't stop running until I got here.

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Frasier: All right, all right, look, look, Sam, come, let's have a seat here and start this thing from the very beginning. Now, who is this woman?

Sam Malone: Ah, she's a terrific person. She's smart, and she's funny; she's horny. I mean, she's just the kind of chick you wanna stick up on a pedestal.

Frasier: You know, Sam, it's always amazed me how you can elevate and demean in the same sentence.

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Sam Malone: I'll tell you, man: She's one in million.

Frasier: You know, for most guys that's just an expression.

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Roz Doyle: [entering from booth] Fras, I gotta go. Your messages are on my desk and... whoa, who is this?

Sam Malone: I'm Sam Malone. I was a buddy of Frasier's in Boston.

Frasier: This is Roz Doyle.

Roz Doyle: [to Frasier] So this is the Sam Malone you've always talked about? The one who has no respect for women and treats them like dirt?

[to Sam]

Roz Doyle: Need anyone to show you around Seattle?

Sam Malone: Well, you know, to tell you the truth, I'm all right with the city, but I get real lost in my hotel room.

Frasier: Oh, boy. Just look at the two of you face to face. I imagine wild animals all over the Northwest are lifting their heads, alerted to the scent. Good-bye, Roz.

Roz Doyle: Well, if you need any company, give me a call. Here's my number.

Sam Malone: Well, thanks. That's a snazzy card.

Frasier: Yes, it glows in the dark.

Roz Doyle: So do I.

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Niles: Is it my imagination, or is Sam flirting with Daphne?

Frasier: Well, of course he's flirting with her. He flirts with everybody. He can't help it, he's a sexual compulsive. But he's getting help for it in a support group.

Niles: [hearing Daphne giggling in the kitchen] Did he miss a meeting?

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[first lines]

Frasier: So, that's our show for today. Don't forget, Bob "Bulldog" Brisco is up next and... oh, yes. This is KACL Cash Call Week. $5,000 when you answer your phone with the phrase that pays. So when your phone rings, don't say "hello", say...

[Frasier sees Sam outside the studio]

Frasier: Well, blow me down! No, no, no, no! Just, uh, say, uh, "KACL is the talk of the town." Talk of Seattle, whatever. Bye-bye.

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Daphne Moon: I don't understand this American obsession with sports figures. They're all so superficial.

Martin: Yeah, it's not like they do anything real important, like sit on a throne or christen ships.

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