Frasier (TV Series)

The Ring Cycle (2002)

Peri Gilpin: Roz Doyle

Quotes 

• [Roz, Alice, and Mrs. Moon arrive at the courthouse] 

  Mrs. Gertrude Moon : Well, in my day, people didn't drive so recklessly. Do you know why?

  Alice May Doyle : Is it because you rode dinosaurs?

  [Roz struggles to keep a straight face] 

  Mrs. Gertrude Moon : [in a huff]  You should talk to your daughter.

  [Mrs. Moon exits. Roz kneels down to face Alice] 

  Roz Doyle : When we get home... you're getting ice cream.

• Daphne Moon : I'm sorry everyone, but Niles and I, we're already married.

  Mrs. Gertrude Moon : What?

  Dr. Frasier Crane : Mrs. Moon, I'm afraid it's true. Niles and Daphne are already married, and they were simply trying to spare your feelings.

  Roz Doyle : [to Frasier]  You knew about Reno?

  Dr. Frasier Crane : [caught off guard]  I was talking about yesterday. What happened in Reno?

  Roz Doyle : They got married yesterday?

  Mrs. Gertrude Moon : This is all a lie?

  Daphne Moon : No, yesterday was a lie. We eloped last week.

  Martin Crane : I thought you had to wait for the license.

  Dr. Niles Crane : That's why we went to Reno.

  Dr. Frasier Crane : Why didn't you tell us?

  Dr. Niles Crane : We thought you'd be insulted.

  Dr. Frasier Crane : I'm insulted now! How could you tell Roz and not tell your family?

  Mrs. Gertrude Moon : How could you have two weddings without telling your mother about one?

  Roz Doyle : How could you cheat Alice out of being a flower girl?

  Daphne Moon : We just wanted to be married.

  Martin Crane : Hold on, I got a question here.

  [Martin opens the door] 

  Martin Crane : You've been married for a week, how come you're not on your honeymoon?

  Daphne Moon : Thank you... Martin.

  [Niles and Daphne go to leave] 

  Dr. Niles Crane : I hope you can all forgive us.

  Dr. Frasier Crane : Of course, your happiness that's what's important.

  Daphne Moon : This is such a relief. It just felt wrong to start off a marriage with a lie.

  Mrs. Gertrude Moon : Um, was the first one at least in front of a minister?

  Daphne Moon : Of course!

  Dr. Niles Crane : Yes, let's go.

  [Daphne and Niles leave]