Frasier (TV Series)

The Life of the Party (1998)

John Mahoney: Martin Crane

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Quotes 

• Dr. Niles Crane : I don't think we're really quite hard up enough yet to stage a singles party.

  Martin Crane : Ok, suit yourself. Well, we'll just get ready for the evening. I'll dish out the spaghetti, and you guys set up the card table. I got us a new jigsaw puzzle. Ten thousand pieces. It's called "The Wheat Field."

  Frasier : I'll send the invitations.

  Dr. Niles Crane : I'll call the caterer.

• Daphne Moon : What happened to your hair?

  Martin Crane : Well, what do you think? I colored it, just like you told me to.

  Daphne Moon : Yeah, but this isn't cinnamon sable.

  Martin Crane : Well, I couldn't use that, it had a woman's picture on the box. So I used some stuff called "Color In a Can" instead. It said "As Seen On TV--just spray on and go." How did I know it was a lousy product?

  Frasier : If only there had been some clue.

• Martin Crane : [admiring Roz' new baby Alice]  You know, I sure would love to hold her for just a second?

  Frasier : You know, maybe we should wait until you're not dripping toxins.