Frasier (TV Series)

The Innkeepers (1995)

Peri Gilpin: Roz Doyle

Quotes 

• Gil Chesterton : And so, in the opinion of this critic, Mickey's Good Time Tavern is anything but. Dismal decor, perfunctory service, and cuisine that's only marginally preferable to hunger. And finally, on a sadder note, after fifty-three years in the same location, Orsini's is closing its doors. And so tonight a sad adieu to the grand dame of Seattle restaurants.

  Roz Doyle : [aside to Frasier]  I thought *he* was the grand dame of Seattle restaurants.

• Roz Doyle : Okay, table four wants to make some changes: they want the Sole Veronica without the grapes,

  [Daphne begins flicking off the grapes] 

  Roz Doyle : spinach instead of broccoli and risotto instead of pasta. They also want the swordfish but hold the capers.

  Daphne Moon : Oh, for heaven's sakes, can't you just tell them no substitutions?

  Roz Doyle : I have trouble saying no.

  Niles : So the guidebooks tell us.

  Roz Doyle : You want to get thrown in the tank with the rest of the eels?

  Daphne Moon : Well, you're not making this very easy. You waltz in here, queen of the waitresses, la-di-da, extra broccoli, hold the capers, and then you go back out on the fun side of the door.

  Roz Doyle : You want to trade places with me, Mary Poppins? Be my guest!